Saturday, September 25, 2010

All Blacks Football Jerseys

I just wanted to thank everyone who has shown an interest in my All Blacks Football Jerseys.

If you are looking to order one either for yourself or a friend, please send me a notecard with your specifications and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

I will be charging 199 each for custom-made orders, and 99 L for plain jerseys.

Also, please specify if you would prefer your jersey to be copyable or transferable (it can't be both)!!





Each All Blacks Jersey is unique. You can specify what name you want on the back, as well as any one/two digit number (this applies to custom orders only). They make a great personalised gift idea :)
Two sculpty collars are included (one for the men, one for the ladies) although the jersey can easily be worn without either. The choice is yours!

Now for the not-so-good news.

My RL partner has used up all our internet bandwidth for the month (four weeks in advance), thus I am limited to logging in and replying to your requests maybe once a day at the most (in the morning my time, during off-peak hours). Any other time, I am slowed down to dial-up speed, thus unable to access Second Life (or most of the internet at all).

It's difficult to explain the system, and believe me, I am very pissed about the situation because this has the potential to have an adverse effect on customer satisfaction (by that I mean the speed at which I am able to respond to requests).

Please bear with me. I really appreciate your understanding and I promise this will not happen again after the 19th of October (we will be on unlimited broadband usage from then on). Woot woot \o/

I also promise to look into producing more football jerseys. I was actually tinkering around with an Australian Wallabies shirt in PS, although admittedly, the stripes on the sleeves will make it a bit of a challenge (anyone who has played around with clothing templates can vouch for this).

I also ended up making a pink jersey with the words ' Football Fucked up my Sex Life" on the front, and various pictures on the back. The first picture is of a Wilson football (harmless enough). Directly below it is an 'equals' sign. Down the bottom of the shirt are two stick figures (in silhouette) engaged in raunchy activities, with a big white cross through the centre. Football = No Sex (god damnit) :p

I need to toy around with the font, the tint of the fabric itself and perhaps even add an extra image (of a cartoon man staring blankly ahead at a television screen), but I think the end result should be rather good.
Men might scratch their heads at the jersey thinking, "what the?", but I know many women will be able to relate to the meaning.

I made this particular jersey strictly for the ladies because although the All-Blacks Jersey CAN be worn by women too, I tend to find it is the men who are generally the die-hard fans of football.
Ultimately, I want my clothing to accommodate for the tastes of both men AND women.

Is it really THAT late? Damn. Time for my beauty sleep. Ciao.

Fart x

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