Sunday, October 17, 2010
Food poisoning
I've been chronically ill for most of the morning. Food poisoning? Your guess is as good as mine. Out of action for a while. Sorry!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
My apologies!
I've been falling a bit behind with regard to my posts, so I owe my readers a big apology.
A friend and I have decided to put our balls in our hands (so to speak) by purchasing some land and establishing the 'Chastity Dolls', a persian themed paradise with a contemporary twist.
All our girls are verified RL beautiful women (including yours truly), so you can be guaranteed that our entertainment will be top shelf, everytime.
I am currently 'window shopping' for an awesome DJ.
If you know of anyone who is looking to entertain for one of the best up and coming hot-spots of SL, who is dedicated to playing the hottest tunes and who would like to earn a 500 L flat rate for two hours (plus tips), or you yourself are interested, please drop a notecard to Fart Frequency or Macbeth Lectar.
In your notecard, please outline any prior experience you've had DJ ing, either in-world or in real life.
Also, we are always on the lookout for beautiful RL women who are interested in becoming entertainers for the club. If you can spare a few hours a week and are interested in working for a flexible boss in a great and upbeat atmosphere and want nothing less than 100% of tips earned, then you know the drill. Drop me a notecard!
At present we do not require any hosts, but I will keep you posted.
This is the URL to the club. We're still setting up, but I guarantee it will be bigger than Ben Hurr...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/200/14/22
Thats it for now folks.
I haven't released anything new on the clothing front, save for the Chastity Dolls Promotional Merchandise, which is available as a dollarbie gift in-world at the above URL (to the right of the castle entrance).
When you purchase the package, you will receive three women's tops, one set of crystal pasties and a pair of uber pink hotpants. The tops feature the Chastity Dolls official logo. Mad value and top quality!
When I have more time I will take some photos and post them here.
Keep riding the elevator
Fart x
A friend and I have decided to put our balls in our hands (so to speak) by purchasing some land and establishing the 'Chastity Dolls', a persian themed paradise with a contemporary twist.
All our girls are verified RL beautiful women (including yours truly), so you can be guaranteed that our entertainment will be top shelf, everytime.
I am currently 'window shopping' for an awesome DJ.
If you know of anyone who is looking to entertain for one of the best up and coming hot-spots of SL, who is dedicated to playing the hottest tunes and who would like to earn a 500 L flat rate for two hours (plus tips), or you yourself are interested, please drop a notecard to Fart Frequency or Macbeth Lectar.
In your notecard, please outline any prior experience you've had DJ ing, either in-world or in real life.
Also, we are always on the lookout for beautiful RL women who are interested in becoming entertainers for the club. If you can spare a few hours a week and are interested in working for a flexible boss in a great and upbeat atmosphere and want nothing less than 100% of tips earned, then you know the drill. Drop me a notecard!
At present we do not require any hosts, but I will keep you posted.
This is the URL to the club. We're still setting up, but I guarantee it will be bigger than Ben Hurr...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/200/14/22
Thats it for now folks.
I haven't released anything new on the clothing front, save for the Chastity Dolls Promotional Merchandise, which is available as a dollarbie gift in-world at the above URL (to the right of the castle entrance).
When you purchase the package, you will receive three women's tops, one set of crystal pasties and a pair of uber pink hotpants. The tops feature the Chastity Dolls official logo. Mad value and top quality!
When I have more time I will take some photos and post them here.
Fart x
Saturday, October 2, 2010
The latest
I admit that I've been falling behind a little in regards to these posts of mine, and I apologise.
It's been a bit of a rough week for me.
I've had to drop a uni subject and I've been laid up with an infected tooth socket (yes, they pulled the wisdom) and an ear infection.
I've been trying to get back on the bandwagon as quickly as possible though. The pain medication I've been taking has provided little relief, as all it has done is replace the pain with nausea and fatigue.
Anyway, enough bitching about what a 'frail' state I am supposably in.
I have managed to get my hands on one of the best women's shirt templates around. It was dirt cheap, but the quality was second to none.
Since that fateful and glorious day, I've tinkered with a few new shirt designs.
I'm going to purchase some different fabrics today also, just to add an inch of extra dimension to my stuff.
I will be selling these for 50 linden each on xstreet. The first two pictures are of the same shirt (front and rear). The latter shirt is not very clear in this shot, but it features the powerpuff girls and the slogan "Fucking Awesome" underneath. It is already available at my in-world store.
It's been a bit of a rough week for me.
I've had to drop a uni subject and I've been laid up with an infected tooth socket (yes, they pulled the wisdom) and an ear infection.
I've been trying to get back on the bandwagon as quickly as possible though. The pain medication I've been taking has provided little relief, as all it has done is replace the pain with nausea and fatigue.
Anyway, enough bitching about what a 'frail' state I am supposably in.
I have managed to get my hands on one of the best women's shirt templates around. It was dirt cheap, but the quality was second to none.
Since that fateful and glorious day, I've tinkered with a few new shirt designs.
I'm going to purchase some different fabrics today also, just to add an inch of extra dimension to my stuff.
I will be selling these for 50 linden each on xstreet. The first two pictures are of the same shirt (front and rear). The latter shirt is not very clear in this shot, but it features the powerpuff girls and the slogan "Fucking Awesome" underneath. It is already available at my in-world store.
Thats about it from me today, folks.
I have a lot of work to do. I promised three of my friends that I would custom design a shirt for each of them by tonight.
Fart x
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Fart Frequency Designs - My Inworld Store
I've finally made it, folks.
Better late then never eh?
This is the link to my store, which is situated at Mayhem Weapons :
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Albany/62/14/37
Here is a happy snap of me standing in the entrance gasping at how empty my store currently is :p
Thats me with the pink hair. I know. I am dwarfed by my surroundings & I blend into the floor tiles.
So far I have one vendor up on the left wall with eight products. The pictures on the far wall are just for asthetics, but on the shelf I have placed two giftboxes for prospective customers. I have a subscribe-o-matic in a nice handy spot out the front.
So much more work needs to be done, but I'm taking it one step at a time. This is Day Two ;)
Busy times ahead...
Oh, and whilst we're on the notion of being busy, I thought I'd give you a peak at what other things I've been working on.
These are NOT available on the new marketplace - only in my store.
What more incentive to you need to get your butts down here & check them out? :p
N.B. Two colours from the Temptation Multipack are infact available on the Marketplace. The rest is store only!!
..AND if you're a fan of riddiculously bright clothing, you will absolutely hurl all over yourself to get your hands on these...
So thats pretty much it.
The skins are on hold for the time being, but I promise once I get ontop of things, I will resurrect all my fancy ideas for those & work on bringing them to life.
Fart x
Better late then never eh?
This is the link to my store, which is situated at Mayhem Weapons :
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Albany/62/14/37
Here is a happy snap of me standing in the entrance gasping at how empty my store currently is :p
Thats me with the pink hair. I know. I am dwarfed by my surroundings & I blend into the floor tiles.
So far I have one vendor up on the left wall with eight products. The pictures on the far wall are just for asthetics, but on the shelf I have placed two giftboxes for prospective customers. I have a subscribe-o-matic in a nice handy spot out the front.
So much more work needs to be done, but I'm taking it one step at a time. This is Day Two ;)
Busy times ahead...
Oh, and whilst we're on the notion of being busy, I thought I'd give you a peak at what other things I've been working on.
These are NOT available on the new marketplace - only in my store.
What more incentive to you need to get your butts down here & check them out? :p
..AND if you're a fan of riddiculously bright clothing, you will absolutely hurl all over yourself to get your hands on these...
So thats pretty much it.
The skins are on hold for the time being, but I promise once I get ontop of things, I will resurrect all my fancy ideas for those & work on bringing them to life.
Fart x
Saturday, September 25, 2010
All Blacks (NZ) Football Jersey - DEMO VERSION NOW AVAILABLE!!
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/All-Blacks-Jersey-Demo-Only/1467637
Here is a copy of the original advertisement :
If you don't like football or you're not a New Zealander, then GTFO :p
I would get crucified on my home turf for this!!
I am actually an Australian, but I intially created this jersey for a New Zealander friend of mine upon request.
The jersey turned out to be so popular amongst New Zealanders on SL than I decided to offer a demo version on the SL Marketplace!!
I sell these same Jersey's in-world, custom made to your specifications with any name (within reason) and one/two digit number on the back for 199 linden (99 for the plain version - without a name or number).
I can make the Jerseys either Copy or Transferable - the latter makes for an excellent gift idea for any die-hard NZ football fan!
My jerseys come in all three layers and include a choice of two sculpted collars (one for men, the other for the ladies). Each are fully modifiable to fit and instructions to do so are included in the box.
If you do like this demo & you'd like me to custom-make a jersey for you or a friend, please send your specifications in the form of a notecard to FART FREQUENCY (in-world only) & I will endeavour to get back to you as soon as possible.
On your notecard, please include whether you want a plain or custom jersey (for custom orders, I'll need to know what name and what number you require on your jersey).
Please also specify whether you want the item to be either copy-friendly or transferable.
And finally, please include your Second Life name at the bottom (it saves me the hassle of having to sift through the notecard specs to find out where it originated from).
Once I have the notecard, I will contact you to arrange payment. Please allow up to 48 hours after payment is made for the item to be produced and delivered.
For any issues with delivery, please inform me as soon as possible so they can be rectified.
Fart x
I would get crucified on my home turf for this!!
I am actually an Australian, but I intially created this jersey for a New Zealander friend of mine upon request.
The jersey turned out to be so popular amongst New Zealanders on SL than I decided to offer a demo version on the SL Marketplace!!
I sell these same Jersey's in-world, custom made to your specifications with any name (within reason) and one/two digit number on the back for 199 linden (99 for the plain version - without a name or number).
I can make the Jerseys either Copy or Transferable - the latter makes for an excellent gift idea for any die-hard NZ football fan!
My jerseys come in all three layers and include a choice of two sculpted collars (one for men, the other for the ladies). Each are fully modifiable to fit and instructions to do so are included in the box.
If you do like this demo & you'd like me to custom-make a jersey for you or a friend, please send your specifications in the form of a notecard to FART FREQUENCY (in-world only) & I will endeavour to get back to you as soon as possible.
On your notecard, please include whether you want a plain or custom jersey (for custom orders, I'll need to know what name and what number you require on your jersey).
Please also specify whether you want the item to be either copy-friendly or transferable.
And finally, please include your Second Life name at the bottom (it saves me the hassle of having to sift through the notecard specs to find out where it originated from).
Once I have the notecard, I will contact you to arrange payment. Please allow up to 48 hours after payment is made for the item to be produced and delivered.
For any issues with delivery, please inform me as soon as possible so they can be rectified.
Fart x
Features
- choice of two sculpted collars
- custom order to specifications (THIS IS A DEMO ONLY)
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All Blacks Football Jerseys
I just wanted to thank everyone who has shown an interest in my All Blacks Football Jerseys.
If you are looking to order one either for yourself or a friend, please send me a notecard with your specifications and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
I will be charging 199 each for custom-made orders, and 99 L for plain jerseys.
Also, please specify if you would prefer your jersey to be copyable or transferable (it can't be both)!!
Each All Blacks Jersey is unique. You can specify what name you want on the back, as well as any one/two digit number (this applies to custom orders only). They make a great personalised gift idea :)
Two sculpty collars are included (one for the men, one for the ladies) although the jersey can easily be worn without either. The choice is yours!
Now for the not-so-good news.
My RL partner has used up all our internet bandwidth for the month (four weeks in advance), thus I am limited to logging in and replying to your requests maybe once a day at the most (in the morning my time, during off-peak hours). Any other time, I am slowed down to dial-up speed, thus unable to access Second Life (or most of the internet at all).
It's difficult to explain the system, and believe me, I am very pissed about the situation because this has the potential to have an adverse effect on customer satisfaction (by that I mean the speed at which I am able to respond to requests).
Please bear with me. I really appreciate your understanding and I promise this will not happen again after the 19th of October (we will be on unlimited broadband usage from then on). Woot woot \o/
I also promise to look into producing more football jerseys. I was actually tinkering around with an Australian Wallabies shirt in PS, although admittedly, the stripes on the sleeves will make it a bit of a challenge (anyone who has played around with clothing templates can vouch for this).
I also ended up making a pink jersey with the words ' Football Fucked up my Sex Life" on the front, and various pictures on the back. The first picture is of a Wilson football (harmless enough). Directly below it is an 'equals' sign. Down the bottom of the shirt are two stick figures (in silhouette) engaged in raunchy activities, with a big white cross through the centre. Football = No Sex (god damnit) :p
I need to toy around with the font, the tint of the fabric itself and perhaps even add an extra image (of a cartoon man staring blankly ahead at a television screen), but I think the end result should be rather good.
Men might scratch their heads at the jersey thinking, "what the?", but I know many women will be able to relate to the meaning.
I made this particular jersey strictly for the ladies because although the All-Blacks Jersey CAN be worn by women too, I tend to find it is the men who are generally the die-hard fans of football.
Ultimately, I want my clothing to accommodate for the tastes of both men AND women.
Is it really THAT late? Damn. Time for my beauty sleep. Ciao.
Fart x
If you are looking to order one either for yourself or a friend, please send me a notecard with your specifications and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
I will be charging 199 each for custom-made orders, and 99 L for plain jerseys.
Also, please specify if you would prefer your jersey to be copyable or transferable (it can't be both)!!
Each All Blacks Jersey is unique. You can specify what name you want on the back, as well as any one/two digit number (this applies to custom orders only). They make a great personalised gift idea :)
Two sculpty collars are included (one for the men, one for the ladies) although the jersey can easily be worn without either. The choice is yours!
Now for the not-so-good news.
My RL partner has used up all our internet bandwidth for the month (four weeks in advance), thus I am limited to logging in and replying to your requests maybe once a day at the most (in the morning my time, during off-peak hours). Any other time, I am slowed down to dial-up speed, thus unable to access Second Life (or most of the internet at all).
It's difficult to explain the system, and believe me, I am very pissed about the situation because this has the potential to have an adverse effect on customer satisfaction (by that I mean the speed at which I am able to respond to requests).
Please bear with me. I really appreciate your understanding and I promise this will not happen again after the 19th of October (we will be on unlimited broadband usage from then on). Woot woot \o/
I also promise to look into producing more football jerseys. I was actually tinkering around with an Australian Wallabies shirt in PS, although admittedly, the stripes on the sleeves will make it a bit of a challenge (anyone who has played around with clothing templates can vouch for this).
I also ended up making a pink jersey with the words ' Football Fucked up my Sex Life" on the front, and various pictures on the back. The first picture is of a Wilson football (harmless enough). Directly below it is an 'equals' sign. Down the bottom of the shirt are two stick figures (in silhouette) engaged in raunchy activities, with a big white cross through the centre. Football = No Sex (god damnit) :p
I need to toy around with the font, the tint of the fabric itself and perhaps even add an extra image (of a cartoon man staring blankly ahead at a television screen), but I think the end result should be rather good.
Men might scratch their heads at the jersey thinking, "what the?", but I know many women will be able to relate to the meaning.
I made this particular jersey strictly for the ladies because although the All-Blacks Jersey CAN be worn by women too, I tend to find it is the men who are generally the die-hard fans of football.
Ultimately, I want my clothing to accommodate for the tastes of both men AND women.
Is it really THAT late? Damn. Time for my beauty sleep. Ciao.
Fart x
Friday, September 24, 2010
Help Wanted - Many 'Positions' Available
My first ever, exclusive men's shirt
Check it out, folks :
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Help-Wanted-Mens-Ribbed-Shirt/1462178?preview=true
P.S. I finally have access to all my good templates again. My awesome laptop is fully functional once more. Woot woot ;)
I am indeed, a happy camper.
Check it out, folks :
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Help-Wanted-Mens-Ribbed-Shirt/1462178?preview=true
I am indeed, a happy camper.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
The New 'SL Marketplace' - is it really the headache that we're all led to believe?
The New SL Marketplace certainly has some advantages over Xstreet (as it were), but unfortunately I can see that there are still various teething problems.
Issues with migration, images that were set as default & replaced by secondary ones as well as inventory not being listed at all due to associated image being too small, have all hampered efforts by merchants to get their 'shit in order' (& by shit, I actually mean quality merchandise).
I initially assumed that all was well (with regard to my own online store), only to log in to see that 24 of my items had been withheld from listing due to some of the issues that have already been mentioned above. I spent well over an hour correcting everything that was awry. Hmmm.
However, its not all bad news. Like I said at the very beginning of this post, I can see a few distinct advantages with this new system.
Firstly, you can associate listings with others of the like (for example, I linked my crossed sequined halter in Cold Fusion to the same in Bermuda Splash). I can see that this would help to boost sales.
Quick & painless. Nice idea, LL.
Secondly, listings somehow appear to be more orderly. I'm not able to put a finger on exactly how or why or whats changed, but it certainly looks 'neater' (you'll have to excuse me, I'm having an off-day).
Don't quote me on this last one (because I only heard it through the grapevine), but apparently LL will no longer be pick-pocketing merchants for commissions on sales. That puts a smile on my dial.
So there you have it folks. The good, the bad and the ugly (from the inside perspective of an SL Merchant).
Fart x
Issues with migration, images that were set as default & replaced by secondary ones as well as inventory not being listed at all due to associated image being too small, have all hampered efforts by merchants to get their 'shit in order' (& by shit, I actually mean quality merchandise).
I initially assumed that all was well (with regard to my own online store), only to log in to see that 24 of my items had been withheld from listing due to some of the issues that have already been mentioned above. I spent well over an hour correcting everything that was awry. Hmmm.
However, its not all bad news. Like I said at the very beginning of this post, I can see a few distinct advantages with this new system.
Firstly, you can associate listings with others of the like (for example, I linked my crossed sequined halter in Cold Fusion to the same in Bermuda Splash). I can see that this would help to boost sales.
Quick & painless. Nice idea, LL.
Secondly, listings somehow appear to be more orderly. I'm not able to put a finger on exactly how or why or whats changed, but it certainly looks 'neater' (you'll have to excuse me, I'm having an off-day).
Don't quote me on this last one (because I only heard it through the grapevine), but apparently LL will no longer be pick-pocketing merchants for commissions on sales. That puts a smile on my dial.
So there you have it folks. The good, the bad and the ugly (from the inside perspective of an SL Merchant).
Fart x
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Teaser - FIREFLY Skins
This is a sneak peek at my brand new range of skins. As you can see, I have only been working on the face so far, & there are definitely bits n pieces that need improvement, but overall the skin is beginning to look pretty reasonable.
There are little gaps between parts of the eyelashes. I think I know the reason why, but I will sit down and study this issue in depth a little later to see if my hunch is correct.
I have had a minor set back (infact it was actually quite a big & costly setback) ,with a skin template that I purchased on Xstreet just recently.
The seller had alot of good clothing templates, so I jumped into the void with my eyes closed, assuming that her skins would be just as high quality. Unfortunately, I was dead WRONG.
Having said that, the seller was a lovely person. Very helpful, very friendly, however I've decided against posting any feedback on the purchase, as I think that doing so could potentially damage this woman's business.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that her template really wasn't very good quality. Yes, I know. I've softened in my old age (of 30) :p
I realise that not everything we make is going to be perfect. Some of us are great at making skins whilst other people probably should just should stick to selling clothes until they get better at producing skins.
Making skins is hard. It's damned hard. Don't be fooled.
Sixty dollars out of pocket, infinitely wiser :p
Btw, what do you think of the hair? No, I didn't make it...I'm not THAT clever!!
I have to say that out of all the hair I've ever purchased on SL/Xstreet, this is definitely my favourite.
It is Nikita Fride Bright Chained Hair - Sweet Mix. In the past, I found alot of Nikitas hair was either hit or miss with me, but her merchandise nowadays just seems to be getting better & better.
See? I don't mind plugging other people's stuff on my blog! Why not? If it's good & it enhances my SL experience, then I want others to know about it too :)
I have had a minor set back (infact it was actually quite a big & costly setback) ,with a skin template that I purchased on Xstreet just recently.
The seller had alot of good clothing templates, so I jumped into the void with my eyes closed, assuming that her skins would be just as high quality. Unfortunately, I was dead WRONG.
Having said that, the seller was a lovely person. Very helpful, very friendly, however I've decided against posting any feedback on the purchase, as I think that doing so could potentially damage this woman's business.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that her template really wasn't very good quality. Yes, I know. I've softened in my old age (of 30) :p
I realise that not everything we make is going to be perfect. Some of us are great at making skins whilst other people probably should just should stick to selling clothes until they get better at producing skins.
Making skins is hard. It's damned hard. Don't be fooled.
Sixty dollars out of pocket, infinitely wiser :p
Btw, what do you think of the hair? No, I didn't make it...I'm not THAT clever!!
I have to say that out of all the hair I've ever purchased on SL/Xstreet, this is definitely my favourite.
It is Nikita Fride Bright Chained Hair - Sweet Mix. In the past, I found alot of Nikitas hair was either hit or miss with me, but her merchandise nowadays just seems to be getting better & better.
See? I don't mind plugging other people's stuff on my blog! Why not? If it's good & it enhances my SL experience, then I want others to know about it too :)
Fixin' to get mah teeth fixed!!
Well hey, no one is perfect. Not even avatars!!
Something to Grin About
Have any of you guys ever wondered why Macbeth Lectar never smiles?
Here is why, folks.
A picket fence in the aftermath of a hurricane looks more ordered than these two rows of things she calls 'teeth' (see photo).
Macbeth is rockin' this new look thanks to Fart Frequency Designs. This is a members only, exclusive freebie. It is compatible only with viewer 2.1 (sorry Phoenix, 1.23 and Emergence users)!!
Thanks to the alpha/tattoo layer, I was able to tinker with a head template and create this little beauty.
2.1 users, fear not. EVERYONE ELSE will be able to see your Hillbilly Grin, regardless of what viewer they are using. Brilliant huh? :p
The second picture is courtesy of Photoshop, a cheap but decent photo studio and a bit of creative genius :p
Macbeth wears La Fauna skin in Laudanum (Tan 2). Isn't it pretty?
I adore the freckles (although they are hard to make out due to the constrast & the lighting).
She also wears the Female Elven Shape, which is available on Xstreet/ SL Marketplace under 'Fart Frequency Designs'.
On the surface, it would seem that I have not achieved alot in this past week, when inactual fact I have been busily chipping away at my latest creative endeavour.
I am still working on the release of my first range of skins. I have the face just as I want it to be (well almost), now time for the fun part. The body!! The more time I spend on this, the better the final product will be. Patience people, patience...
I am currently taking custom orders for t-shirts & profile pictures. If you like my work, please drop me a notecard with your specs & I will get back to you with a quote as soon as I possibly can.
For shirts, the ball-park figure is between 200-400 L (includes all three layers) and profile pics will set you back about 400-500 L (copy, mod & transfer). I can whip up a profile pic for you in less than an hour & the photo shoot itself will take about 10-15 minutes max.
Feel free to ask to see other examples of my work.
Much love,
Fart x
Here is why, folks.
A picket fence in the aftermath of a hurricane looks more ordered than these two rows of things she calls 'teeth' (see photo).
Macbeth is rockin' this new look thanks to Fart Frequency Designs. This is a members only, exclusive freebie. It is compatible only with viewer 2.1 (sorry Phoenix, 1.23 and Emergence users)!!
Thanks to the alpha/tattoo layer, I was able to tinker with a head template and create this little beauty.
2.1 users, fear not. EVERYONE ELSE will be able to see your Hillbilly Grin, regardless of what viewer they are using. Brilliant huh? :p
The second picture is courtesy of Photoshop, a cheap but decent photo studio and a bit of creative genius :p
Macbeth wears La Fauna skin in Laudanum (Tan 2). Isn't it pretty?
I adore the freckles (although they are hard to make out due to the constrast & the lighting).
She also wears the Female Elven Shape, which is available on Xstreet/ SL Marketplace under 'Fart Frequency Designs'.
On the surface, it would seem that I have not achieved alot in this past week, when inactual fact I have been busily chipping away at my latest creative endeavour.
I am still working on the release of my first range of skins. I have the face just as I want it to be (well almost), now time for the fun part. The body!! The more time I spend on this, the better the final product will be. Patience people, patience...
I am currently taking custom orders for t-shirts & profile pictures. If you like my work, please drop me a notecard with your specs & I will get back to you with a quote as soon as I possibly can.
For shirts, the ball-park figure is between 200-400 L (includes all three layers) and profile pics will set you back about 400-500 L (copy, mod & transfer). I can whip up a profile pic for you in less than an hour & the photo shoot itself will take about 10-15 minutes max.
Feel free to ask to see other examples of my work.
Much love,
Fart x
Thursday, September 16, 2010
I Shit On Trolls - for the benefit of (insert name of a pathetic, butt-hurt bitch here)
https://uncensored.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=2637130
(Yes, I've listed this item under Adult Content for reasons that I think are quite obvious).
| Trolls...got to love them huh? *Giggles* Personally, I love shitting on them just that little bit more, though. This pack contains three varieties of the same shirt. They all feature two troll-dolls swimming in a toilet-bowl accompanied by the words 'I Shit On Trolls' in pink print below. All shirts contain a side prim and come in two layers (undershirt & shirt). You get a plain white shirt (in matte cotton), a plain black shirt (also in matte cotton), and a luxe black shirt (in dreamy satin). Permissions: COPY, NO MOD, NO TRANS. Enjoy :) Fart x |
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Introducing FIREFLY SKINS - Picture to Follow
I haven't been pumping out the new shirts, jeans and booty shorts at my usual furious pace and the reason is because I've busy working on my first line of FIREFLY skins.
This brand new label promises to enhance your female avatar's appearance with dewy skin, a lightly freckled nose, smouldering eye-makeup and plump, glossy lips.
My skins will also feature something completely new and innovative, making them stand out from the rest. At the moment I will not reveal what this is, as it is my intellectual property & I want it to remain that way - at least until I release my skins!!
I will give you a small hint though. It is in high demand on the catwalks right now ;)
Apart from all this, I've been kept occupied with Uni. I am studying Medical Laboratory Science, although some people tell me I should be studying Graphic Art instead!!
My designs are more of a hobby for me at this stage. I like to keep my products nicely priced, because I know what its like to be new to SL and next to penniless, and I want my designs to be available to all, not just the 'SL elite'.
I have been tinkering with another idea, again featuring the ever-popular 'troll' theme for my shirts. Again, I'll keep that one to myself until I actually produce the product.
In the past I never used to understand why people were so up-in-arms about intellectual property theft and copybotting, but now that I am actually an SL designer myself, I understand what all the fuss is about.
As an SL designer, I spend hours upon hours on each of my works. Each piece is unique, its a work of art, and I've poured all my creative juices into it.
For someone to rip my hard work away for the sake of their own hip-pocket would be quite devastating.
So although I have never copybotted myself, I have seen the light, I am a convert. I am now a true follower of the religion known as 'Anti-Copybot'.
THE END ;)
This brand new label promises to enhance your female avatar's appearance with dewy skin, a lightly freckled nose, smouldering eye-makeup and plump, glossy lips.
My skins will also feature something completely new and innovative, making them stand out from the rest. At the moment I will not reveal what this is, as it is my intellectual property & I want it to remain that way - at least until I release my skins!!
I will give you a small hint though. It is in high demand on the catwalks right now ;)
Apart from all this, I've been kept occupied with Uni. I am studying Medical Laboratory Science, although some people tell me I should be studying Graphic Art instead!!
My designs are more of a hobby for me at this stage. I like to keep my products nicely priced, because I know what its like to be new to SL and next to penniless, and I want my designs to be available to all, not just the 'SL elite'.
I have been tinkering with another idea, again featuring the ever-popular 'troll' theme for my shirts. Again, I'll keep that one to myself until I actually produce the product.
In the past I never used to understand why people were so up-in-arms about intellectual property theft and copybotting, but now that I am actually an SL designer myself, I understand what all the fuss is about.
As an SL designer, I spend hours upon hours on each of my works. Each piece is unique, its a work of art, and I've poured all my creative juices into it.
For someone to rip my hard work away for the sake of their own hip-pocket would be quite devastating.
So although I have never copybotted myself, I have seen the light, I am a convert. I am now a true follower of the religion known as 'Anti-Copybot'.
THE END ;)
Saturday, September 11, 2010
FART FREQUENCY REMIX - listen to the lyrics ;)
For crying out loud, scroll down & click on the play button. Go ahead, don't be shy!
Based on Fa Fa Fa (Jump Jump Dance), I added the words "I need a" (from the start of the tune) to a section mid-way through the same song. Combined, the result is interesting & sounds like something entirely different to what I'd imagine the original artist would have intended :p
Now you might wondering why the hell I decided to do this.
Basically, I needed to create a gesture in-world to give to my loyal customer-base. The uploaded sound was accompanied by a fist-pumping action at the very intro. The result? Quite funny indeed :D
Yes, I am aware that it is short and sweet, but you'd be surprised how long this actually took to create (an hour or two would be an under-estimate).
N.B. The original song (with the original lyrics) is here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dswRMMaSsk
Based on Fa Fa Fa (Jump Jump Dance), I added the words "I need a" (from the start of the tune) to a section mid-way through the same song. Combined, the result is interesting & sounds like something entirely different to what I'd imagine the original artist would have intended :p
Now you might wondering why the hell I decided to do this.
Basically, I needed to create a gesture in-world to give to my loyal customer-base. The uploaded sound was accompanied by a fist-pumping action at the very intro. The result? Quite funny indeed :D
Yes, I am aware that it is short and sweet, but you'd be surprised how long this actually took to create (an hour or two would be an under-estimate).
N.B. The original song (with the original lyrics) is here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dswRMMaSsk
The Self Proclaimed Creative Genius Never Sleeps...
As you can see, I've been busy, busy, busy making shit-loads of stuff.
Pictured here is the .::.ICE-ICE.::. Bikini Set & also a FART FREQUENCY exclusive freebie shirt (for group members only). 'I Shit On Trolls' was inspired by recent events on Second Life. Suck it up, bitches :p
But wait, there is a THIRD PHOTO pictured here. What on earth could that be?
Unfortunately it isn't very clear, but if you zoom up close you may be able to actually read the text.
Basically, I was on my treadmill watching the late night movie tonight (which just so happened to be 'The World is Not Enough', starring Pierce Brosnan), and right before an ad break came on, they featured the advertising slogan for the movie. Here was Brosnan toting a gun, with a beautiful woman on either side of him, looking as cocky as fuck.
I got to thinking, 'Hmmmm...as if ONE beautiful woman isn't enough per adventure, James'. Then, it hit me. Zap!!
I had to design a shirt featuring a NEW slogan with the words, 'The SEX is not enough'.
After I poured all my heart and soul into this unisex t-shirt and uploaded it onto Second Life, it dawned on me that the word 'not' should have been substituted for the word 'never' (afterall this is THE GREAT 007 himself we are talking about here).
Oh well, too bad so sad. He's an overglorified bastard anyway.
Its 1.12am - time for my beauty sleep.
Fart x
Pictured here is the .::.ICE-ICE.::. Bikini Set & also a FART FREQUENCY exclusive freebie shirt (for group members only). 'I Shit On Trolls' was inspired by recent events on Second Life. Suck it up, bitches :p
But wait, there is a THIRD PHOTO pictured here. What on earth could that be?
Unfortunately it isn't very clear, but if you zoom up close you may be able to actually read the text.
Basically, I was on my treadmill watching the late night movie tonight (which just so happened to be 'The World is Not Enough', starring Pierce Brosnan), and right before an ad break came on, they featured the advertising slogan for the movie. Here was Brosnan toting a gun, with a beautiful woman on either side of him, looking as cocky as fuck.
I got to thinking, 'Hmmmm...as if ONE beautiful woman isn't enough per adventure, James'. Then, it hit me. Zap!!
I had to design a shirt featuring a NEW slogan with the words, 'The SEX is not enough'.
After I poured all my heart and soul into this unisex t-shirt and uploaded it onto Second Life, it dawned on me that the word 'not' should have been substituted for the word 'never' (afterall this is THE GREAT 007 himself we are talking about here).
Oh well, too bad so sad. He's an overglorified bastard anyway.
Its 1.12am - time for my beauty sleep.
Fart x
Thursday, September 9, 2010
BLUSH Booty Shorts - FATPACK
'Cheeky' is the operative word for these Booty Shorts.
Look how short they are!!
They feature a double brass button design at the front, frayed hems, and the dainty silhouette of a woman on the rear label.
Colours available in this FATPACK = 10 plus 'Molten'
(available separately for 20 L, or FREE if you join FART FREQUENCY DESIGNS in-world):
Acid Candy
Afterburn
Aurora
Eclipse
Melt Down
Ozone
Quench
Solar Flare
Strobe
Ultra V
Highly detailed, very naughty...they certainly will live up to their name by making you blush!!
Comes in both layers.
Permissions :
COPY, NO MOD, NO TRANS.
Pictured : BLUSH in Ozone and BLUSH in Molten. (Bandana top available as a FREEBIE upon joining FART FREQUENCY DESIGNS).
Enjoy :)
Fart x
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Introducing Sabre - the ultimate weapon to wear down any man's defenses
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Drunken Philosophies of a Mad Woman
Today I was messaged by a man (or at least someone I presume was a man), whilst logged onto Second Life and informed that I "have problems".
Now there's a surprise. Like I haven't heard that one before.
Had I have replied angrily, no doubt the 'gentleman' would have used this as ammunition in his argument in favour of my mental instability, so I calmly replied, "I am well aware, thankyou".
After thirty seconds or so of quiet contemplation, I mustered up the courage to ask the polite 'young' chap why he would IM someone to tell them they have problems. Presumably, I have had 'problems' for the vast majority of my life, given that he was able to psychoanalyse me in a minutes flat, so I didn't understand the reasoning behind this.
Did he really think I was oblivious to the fact that I was a mental nutter and needed some random stranger to inform me of such?
I'll give you a pseudo-hypothetical situation to illustrate where I am going with this...
Say I am a skinny person in real life (which I actually am), and I was sitting at a train station minding my own business, when a stranger approaches me out the blue and says out loud, "excuse me, but you are fat".
Now, if I believe I am skinny, and some stranger comes up and informs me that in actual fact, I am obese, how would he expect me to react?
One would assume I'd either a) laugh and call him an idiot or b) tell him to fuck off and still call him an idiot.
But, lets say for instance, I was actually a fat person who somehow was deluded enough to believe that I was inactual fact, skinny and the same situation occured. Would I react any differently? I think not.
It would still probably be either a) or b).
So again I pose the question, what did this guy (whom I spoke with today) really think he had to gain by claiming such a thing?
Was he trying to provoke a strong adverse reaction? This would infact suggest to me that he is as nutty as me.
Yes, he got it right. I am crazy. But why tell a crazy person such a thing? I wasn't hurting anyone. I was just minding my own business in the guise of Fart Frequency (my SL avatar's name), swivelling my hips around in a promiscious manner and wearing a semi-naked picture of me in real life as an attachment to my avatar's right arm.
It was an adult sim...so what was wrong with that?
Could it be that he himself, has problems and is just trying to connect with other people he suspects also have problems, so we can exchange stories of fantasies involving pillowcases, duct-tape and delusions of grandeur based on a fucking computer game?
Me thinks so. That's got to be it.
Oh, and here's the funny part.
He then said to me, "I'm just trying to help you!!"
Really?
Never, and I repeat NEVER tell a crazy person that they are crazy. This cannot possibly be of any benefit whatsoever. They will either :
a) get angry and throw a knife inbetween your eyes because it can't possibly be so. Afterall, its the whole world that is crazy! OR...
b) Clam up and not tell you a god damned thing anyway OR...
c) Giggle out loud and proceed to explain to the imaginary person standing beside them that some random fucktard just accused them of being crazy. How DARE they...
I think I need to start writing novels. You know, the 'pick-a-path's where you can either wind up holidaying in Malibu with a tall handsome stranger or being buried alive as punishment for breaking off an engagement, depending on how well you analyse the choices offered to you. Usually, what seems like a good option lands you in the shit (or at least thats my experience).
Speaking of fat and skinny people, I was doing alot of thinking on my drive to University today (I know it doesn't happen often...the thinking part I mean).
Anyway, here I go off on a tangent. Bear with me here...
Our nation (I'm speaking globally here) needs to wisen the fuck up on our attitudes regarding maintaining a good weight, losing weight, gaining it and exercise.
You fuckwits have it completely wrong. Not me...you. you, YOU!
Its not your body that needs to change. Its your thinking. Its a complete and utter mindshift.
Bigger people should not be 'thinking skinny'. Thinking skinny involves gym memberships, marathon running, copious amounts of exercise, sickly sweet energy drinks and lettice leaves in between water crackers.
Think HEALTHY.
Thinking skinny is NOT maintainable over the long term. It just isn't. I speak from personal experience on this one.
Thinking healthy involves not seeing exercise as a chore. Thinking healthy involves finding ways to incorporate what we call 'exercise' into your everyday routine and not even thinking about it. It becomes gospel if you do it enough.
Thinking healthy involves eating what you want, when you want...but you only will want to eat when you genuinely get the hunger-signal.
If you do these things, I swear on my saggy left tit that your life will change for the better.
I am passionate about this because I am studying Healthcare in Australia as a subject at Uni, and obesity is a global epidemic. Its out of control, yet we're all more aware of the benefits of exercise and healthy eating that we ever have been.
I've been there, done that. I USED to be fat. I used to yo-yo. I too, used to be caught up in the fat vs thin mindset and thats why I continued to fail, again and again. I want to help other people to succeed and just 'be'. Its not a challenge. Its who you naturally are meant to be.
Enjoy life. Love yourself and love others. Laugh a little. Don't take yourself or anyone else too seriously, at least not for too long because tomorrow you'll wake up to a completely new day. Either that, or (as some perhaps wise asshole once said to me), you'll wake up dead.
Again, it all vectors back to the topic at hand. LIVE.IN.THE.MOMENT...and enjoy it :)
XxxXxxX
Now there's a surprise. Like I haven't heard that one before.
Had I have replied angrily, no doubt the 'gentleman' would have used this as ammunition in his argument in favour of my mental instability, so I calmly replied, "I am well aware, thankyou".
After thirty seconds or so of quiet contemplation, I mustered up the courage to ask the polite 'young' chap why he would IM someone to tell them they have problems. Presumably, I have had 'problems' for the vast majority of my life, given that he was able to psychoanalyse me in a minutes flat, so I didn't understand the reasoning behind this.
Did he really think I was oblivious to the fact that I was a mental nutter and needed some random stranger to inform me of such?
I'll give you a pseudo-hypothetical situation to illustrate where I am going with this...
Say I am a skinny person in real life (which I actually am), and I was sitting at a train station minding my own business, when a stranger approaches me out the blue and says out loud, "excuse me, but you are fat".
Now, if I believe I am skinny, and some stranger comes up and informs me that in actual fact, I am obese, how would he expect me to react?
One would assume I'd either a) laugh and call him an idiot or b) tell him to fuck off and still call him an idiot.
But, lets say for instance, I was actually a fat person who somehow was deluded enough to believe that I was inactual fact, skinny and the same situation occured. Would I react any differently? I think not.
It would still probably be either a) or b).
So again I pose the question, what did this guy (whom I spoke with today) really think he had to gain by claiming such a thing?
Was he trying to provoke a strong adverse reaction? This would infact suggest to me that he is as nutty as me.
Yes, he got it right. I am crazy. But why tell a crazy person such a thing? I wasn't hurting anyone. I was just minding my own business in the guise of Fart Frequency (my SL avatar's name), swivelling my hips around in a promiscious manner and wearing a semi-naked picture of me in real life as an attachment to my avatar's right arm.
It was an adult sim...so what was wrong with that?
Could it be that he himself, has problems and is just trying to connect with other people he suspects also have problems, so we can exchange stories of fantasies involving pillowcases, duct-tape and delusions of grandeur based on a fucking computer game?
Me thinks so. That's got to be it.
Oh, and here's the funny part.
He then said to me, "I'm just trying to help you!!"
Really?
Never, and I repeat NEVER tell a crazy person that they are crazy. This cannot possibly be of any benefit whatsoever. They will either :
a) get angry and throw a knife inbetween your eyes because it can't possibly be so. Afterall, its the whole world that is crazy! OR...
b) Clam up and not tell you a god damned thing anyway OR...
c) Giggle out loud and proceed to explain to the imaginary person standing beside them that some random fucktard just accused them of being crazy. How DARE they...
I think I need to start writing novels. You know, the 'pick-a-path's where you can either wind up holidaying in Malibu with a tall handsome stranger or being buried alive as punishment for breaking off an engagement, depending on how well you analyse the choices offered to you. Usually, what seems like a good option lands you in the shit (or at least thats my experience).
Speaking of fat and skinny people, I was doing alot of thinking on my drive to University today (I know it doesn't happen often...the thinking part I mean).
Anyway, here I go off on a tangent. Bear with me here...
Our nation (I'm speaking globally here) needs to wisen the fuck up on our attitudes regarding maintaining a good weight, losing weight, gaining it and exercise.
You fuckwits have it completely wrong. Not me...you. you, YOU!
Its not your body that needs to change. Its your thinking. Its a complete and utter mindshift.
Bigger people should not be 'thinking skinny'. Thinking skinny involves gym memberships, marathon running, copious amounts of exercise, sickly sweet energy drinks and lettice leaves in between water crackers.
Think HEALTHY.
Thinking skinny is NOT maintainable over the long term. It just isn't. I speak from personal experience on this one.
Thinking healthy involves not seeing exercise as a chore. Thinking healthy involves finding ways to incorporate what we call 'exercise' into your everyday routine and not even thinking about it. It becomes gospel if you do it enough.
Thinking healthy involves eating what you want, when you want...but you only will want to eat when you genuinely get the hunger-signal.
If you do these things, I swear on my saggy left tit that your life will change for the better.
I am passionate about this because I am studying Healthcare in Australia as a subject at Uni, and obesity is a global epidemic. Its out of control, yet we're all more aware of the benefits of exercise and healthy eating that we ever have been.
I've been there, done that. I USED to be fat. I used to yo-yo. I too, used to be caught up in the fat vs thin mindset and thats why I continued to fail, again and again. I want to help other people to succeed and just 'be'. Its not a challenge. Its who you naturally are meant to be.
Enjoy life. Love yourself and love others. Laugh a little. Don't take yourself or anyone else too seriously, at least not for too long because tomorrow you'll wake up to a completely new day. Either that, or (as some perhaps wise asshole once said to me), you'll wake up dead.
Again, it all vectors back to the topic at hand. LIVE.IN.THE.MOMENT...and enjoy it :)
XxxXxxX
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