Sunday, October 17, 2010
Food poisoning
I've been chronically ill for most of the morning. Food poisoning? Your guess is as good as mine. Out of action for a while. Sorry!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
My apologies!
I've been falling a bit behind with regard to my posts, so I owe my readers a big apology.
A friend and I have decided to put our balls in our hands (so to speak) by purchasing some land and establishing the 'Chastity Dolls', a persian themed paradise with a contemporary twist.
All our girls are verified RL beautiful women (including yours truly), so you can be guaranteed that our entertainment will be top shelf, everytime.
I am currently 'window shopping' for an awesome DJ.
If you know of anyone who is looking to entertain for one of the best up and coming hot-spots of SL, who is dedicated to playing the hottest tunes and who would like to earn a 500 L flat rate for two hours (plus tips), or you yourself are interested, please drop a notecard to Fart Frequency or Macbeth Lectar.
In your notecard, please outline any prior experience you've had DJ ing, either in-world or in real life.
Also, we are always on the lookout for beautiful RL women who are interested in becoming entertainers for the club. If you can spare a few hours a week and are interested in working for a flexible boss in a great and upbeat atmosphere and want nothing less than 100% of tips earned, then you know the drill. Drop me a notecard!
At present we do not require any hosts, but I will keep you posted.
This is the URL to the club. We're still setting up, but I guarantee it will be bigger than Ben Hurr...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/200/14/22
Thats it for now folks.
I haven't released anything new on the clothing front, save for the Chastity Dolls Promotional Merchandise, which is available as a dollarbie gift in-world at the above URL (to the right of the castle entrance).
When you purchase the package, you will receive three women's tops, one set of crystal pasties and a pair of uber pink hotpants. The tops feature the Chastity Dolls official logo. Mad value and top quality!
When I have more time I will take some photos and post them here.
Keep riding the elevator
Fart x
A friend and I have decided to put our balls in our hands (so to speak) by purchasing some land and establishing the 'Chastity Dolls', a persian themed paradise with a contemporary twist.
All our girls are verified RL beautiful women (including yours truly), so you can be guaranteed that our entertainment will be top shelf, everytime.
I am currently 'window shopping' for an awesome DJ.
If you know of anyone who is looking to entertain for one of the best up and coming hot-spots of SL, who is dedicated to playing the hottest tunes and who would like to earn a 500 L flat rate for two hours (plus tips), or you yourself are interested, please drop a notecard to Fart Frequency or Macbeth Lectar.
In your notecard, please outline any prior experience you've had DJ ing, either in-world or in real life.
Also, we are always on the lookout for beautiful RL women who are interested in becoming entertainers for the club. If you can spare a few hours a week and are interested in working for a flexible boss in a great and upbeat atmosphere and want nothing less than 100% of tips earned, then you know the drill. Drop me a notecard!
At present we do not require any hosts, but I will keep you posted.
This is the URL to the club. We're still setting up, but I guarantee it will be bigger than Ben Hurr...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/200/14/22
Thats it for now folks.
I haven't released anything new on the clothing front, save for the Chastity Dolls Promotional Merchandise, which is available as a dollarbie gift in-world at the above URL (to the right of the castle entrance).
When you purchase the package, you will receive three women's tops, one set of crystal pasties and a pair of uber pink hotpants. The tops feature the Chastity Dolls official logo. Mad value and top quality!
When I have more time I will take some photos and post them here.
Fart x
Saturday, October 2, 2010
The latest
I admit that I've been falling behind a little in regards to these posts of mine, and I apologise.
It's been a bit of a rough week for me.
I've had to drop a uni subject and I've been laid up with an infected tooth socket (yes, they pulled the wisdom) and an ear infection.
I've been trying to get back on the bandwagon as quickly as possible though. The pain medication I've been taking has provided little relief, as all it has done is replace the pain with nausea and fatigue.
Anyway, enough bitching about what a 'frail' state I am supposably in.
I have managed to get my hands on one of the best women's shirt templates around. It was dirt cheap, but the quality was second to none.
Since that fateful and glorious day, I've tinkered with a few new shirt designs.
I'm going to purchase some different fabrics today also, just to add an inch of extra dimension to my stuff.
I will be selling these for 50 linden each on xstreet. The first two pictures are of the same shirt (front and rear). The latter shirt is not very clear in this shot, but it features the powerpuff girls and the slogan "Fucking Awesome" underneath. It is already available at my in-world store.
It's been a bit of a rough week for me.
I've had to drop a uni subject and I've been laid up with an infected tooth socket (yes, they pulled the wisdom) and an ear infection.
I've been trying to get back on the bandwagon as quickly as possible though. The pain medication I've been taking has provided little relief, as all it has done is replace the pain with nausea and fatigue.
Anyway, enough bitching about what a 'frail' state I am supposably in.
I have managed to get my hands on one of the best women's shirt templates around. It was dirt cheap, but the quality was second to none.
Since that fateful and glorious day, I've tinkered with a few new shirt designs.
I'm going to purchase some different fabrics today also, just to add an inch of extra dimension to my stuff.
I will be selling these for 50 linden each on xstreet. The first two pictures are of the same shirt (front and rear). The latter shirt is not very clear in this shot, but it features the powerpuff girls and the slogan "Fucking Awesome" underneath. It is already available at my in-world store.
Thats about it from me today, folks.
I have a lot of work to do. I promised three of my friends that I would custom design a shirt for each of them by tonight.
Fart x
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Fart Frequency Designs - My Inworld Store
I've finally made it, folks.
Better late then never eh?
This is the link to my store, which is situated at Mayhem Weapons :
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Albany/62/14/37
Here is a happy snap of me standing in the entrance gasping at how empty my store currently is :p
Thats me with the pink hair. I know. I am dwarfed by my surroundings & I blend into the floor tiles.
So far I have one vendor up on the left wall with eight products. The pictures on the far wall are just for asthetics, but on the shelf I have placed two giftboxes for prospective customers. I have a subscribe-o-matic in a nice handy spot out the front.
So much more work needs to be done, but I'm taking it one step at a time. This is Day Two ;)
Busy times ahead...
Oh, and whilst we're on the notion of being busy, I thought I'd give you a peak at what other things I've been working on.
These are NOT available on the new marketplace - only in my store.
What more incentive to you need to get your butts down here & check them out? :p
N.B. Two colours from the Temptation Multipack are infact available on the Marketplace. The rest is store only!!
..AND if you're a fan of riddiculously bright clothing, you will absolutely hurl all over yourself to get your hands on these...
So thats pretty much it.
The skins are on hold for the time being, but I promise once I get ontop of things, I will resurrect all my fancy ideas for those & work on bringing them to life.
Fart x
Better late then never eh?
This is the link to my store, which is situated at Mayhem Weapons :
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Albany/62/14/37
Here is a happy snap of me standing in the entrance gasping at how empty my store currently is :p
Thats me with the pink hair. I know. I am dwarfed by my surroundings & I blend into the floor tiles.
So far I have one vendor up on the left wall with eight products. The pictures on the far wall are just for asthetics, but on the shelf I have placed two giftboxes for prospective customers. I have a subscribe-o-matic in a nice handy spot out the front.
So much more work needs to be done, but I'm taking it one step at a time. This is Day Two ;)
Busy times ahead...
Oh, and whilst we're on the notion of being busy, I thought I'd give you a peak at what other things I've been working on.
These are NOT available on the new marketplace - only in my store.
What more incentive to you need to get your butts down here & check them out? :p
..AND if you're a fan of riddiculously bright clothing, you will absolutely hurl all over yourself to get your hands on these...
So thats pretty much it.
The skins are on hold for the time being, but I promise once I get ontop of things, I will resurrect all my fancy ideas for those & work on bringing them to life.
Fart x
Saturday, September 25, 2010
All Blacks (NZ) Football Jersey - DEMO VERSION NOW AVAILABLE!!
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/All-Blacks-Jersey-Demo-Only/1467637
Here is a copy of the original advertisement :
If you don't like football or you're not a New Zealander, then GTFO :p
I would get crucified on my home turf for this!!
I am actually an Australian, but I intially created this jersey for a New Zealander friend of mine upon request.
The jersey turned out to be so popular amongst New Zealanders on SL than I decided to offer a demo version on the SL Marketplace!!
I sell these same Jersey's in-world, custom made to your specifications with any name (within reason) and one/two digit number on the back for 199 linden (99 for the plain version - without a name or number).
I can make the Jerseys either Copy or Transferable - the latter makes for an excellent gift idea for any die-hard NZ football fan!
My jerseys come in all three layers and include a choice of two sculpted collars (one for men, the other for the ladies). Each are fully modifiable to fit and instructions to do so are included in the box.
If you do like this demo & you'd like me to custom-make a jersey for you or a friend, please send your specifications in the form of a notecard to FART FREQUENCY (in-world only) & I will endeavour to get back to you as soon as possible.
On your notecard, please include whether you want a plain or custom jersey (for custom orders, I'll need to know what name and what number you require on your jersey).
Please also specify whether you want the item to be either copy-friendly or transferable.
And finally, please include your Second Life name at the bottom (it saves me the hassle of having to sift through the notecard specs to find out where it originated from).
Once I have the notecard, I will contact you to arrange payment. Please allow up to 48 hours after payment is made for the item to be produced and delivered.
For any issues with delivery, please inform me as soon as possible so they can be rectified.
Fart x
I would get crucified on my home turf for this!!
I am actually an Australian, but I intially created this jersey for a New Zealander friend of mine upon request.
The jersey turned out to be so popular amongst New Zealanders on SL than I decided to offer a demo version on the SL Marketplace!!
I sell these same Jersey's in-world, custom made to your specifications with any name (within reason) and one/two digit number on the back for 199 linden (99 for the plain version - without a name or number).
I can make the Jerseys either Copy or Transferable - the latter makes for an excellent gift idea for any die-hard NZ football fan!
My jerseys come in all three layers and include a choice of two sculpted collars (one for men, the other for the ladies). Each are fully modifiable to fit and instructions to do so are included in the box.
If you do like this demo & you'd like me to custom-make a jersey for you or a friend, please send your specifications in the form of a notecard to FART FREQUENCY (in-world only) & I will endeavour to get back to you as soon as possible.
On your notecard, please include whether you want a plain or custom jersey (for custom orders, I'll need to know what name and what number you require on your jersey).
Please also specify whether you want the item to be either copy-friendly or transferable.
And finally, please include your Second Life name at the bottom (it saves me the hassle of having to sift through the notecard specs to find out where it originated from).
Once I have the notecard, I will contact you to arrange payment. Please allow up to 48 hours after payment is made for the item to be produced and delivered.
For any issues with delivery, please inform me as soon as possible so they can be rectified.
Fart x
Features
- choice of two sculpted collars
- custom order to specifications (THIS IS A DEMO ONLY)
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All Blacks Football Jerseys
I just wanted to thank everyone who has shown an interest in my All Blacks Football Jerseys.
If you are looking to order one either for yourself or a friend, please send me a notecard with your specifications and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
I will be charging 199 each for custom-made orders, and 99 L for plain jerseys.
Also, please specify if you would prefer your jersey to be copyable or transferable (it can't be both)!!
Each All Blacks Jersey is unique. You can specify what name you want on the back, as well as any one/two digit number (this applies to custom orders only). They make a great personalised gift idea :)
Two sculpty collars are included (one for the men, one for the ladies) although the jersey can easily be worn without either. The choice is yours!
Now for the not-so-good news.
My RL partner has used up all our internet bandwidth for the month (four weeks in advance), thus I am limited to logging in and replying to your requests maybe once a day at the most (in the morning my time, during off-peak hours). Any other time, I am slowed down to dial-up speed, thus unable to access Second Life (or most of the internet at all).
It's difficult to explain the system, and believe me, I am very pissed about the situation because this has the potential to have an adverse effect on customer satisfaction (by that I mean the speed at which I am able to respond to requests).
Please bear with me. I really appreciate your understanding and I promise this will not happen again after the 19th of October (we will be on unlimited broadband usage from then on). Woot woot \o/
I also promise to look into producing more football jerseys. I was actually tinkering around with an Australian Wallabies shirt in PS, although admittedly, the stripes on the sleeves will make it a bit of a challenge (anyone who has played around with clothing templates can vouch for this).
I also ended up making a pink jersey with the words ' Football Fucked up my Sex Life" on the front, and various pictures on the back. The first picture is of a Wilson football (harmless enough). Directly below it is an 'equals' sign. Down the bottom of the shirt are two stick figures (in silhouette) engaged in raunchy activities, with a big white cross through the centre. Football = No Sex (god damnit) :p
I need to toy around with the font, the tint of the fabric itself and perhaps even add an extra image (of a cartoon man staring blankly ahead at a television screen), but I think the end result should be rather good.
Men might scratch their heads at the jersey thinking, "what the?", but I know many women will be able to relate to the meaning.
I made this particular jersey strictly for the ladies because although the All-Blacks Jersey CAN be worn by women too, I tend to find it is the men who are generally the die-hard fans of football.
Ultimately, I want my clothing to accommodate for the tastes of both men AND women.
Is it really THAT late? Damn. Time for my beauty sleep. Ciao.
Fart x
If you are looking to order one either for yourself or a friend, please send me a notecard with your specifications and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
I will be charging 199 each for custom-made orders, and 99 L for plain jerseys.
Also, please specify if you would prefer your jersey to be copyable or transferable (it can't be both)!!
Each All Blacks Jersey is unique. You can specify what name you want on the back, as well as any one/two digit number (this applies to custom orders only). They make a great personalised gift idea :)
Two sculpty collars are included (one for the men, one for the ladies) although the jersey can easily be worn without either. The choice is yours!
Now for the not-so-good news.
My RL partner has used up all our internet bandwidth for the month (four weeks in advance), thus I am limited to logging in and replying to your requests maybe once a day at the most (in the morning my time, during off-peak hours). Any other time, I am slowed down to dial-up speed, thus unable to access Second Life (or most of the internet at all).
It's difficult to explain the system, and believe me, I am very pissed about the situation because this has the potential to have an adverse effect on customer satisfaction (by that I mean the speed at which I am able to respond to requests).
Please bear with me. I really appreciate your understanding and I promise this will not happen again after the 19th of October (we will be on unlimited broadband usage from then on). Woot woot \o/
I also promise to look into producing more football jerseys. I was actually tinkering around with an Australian Wallabies shirt in PS, although admittedly, the stripes on the sleeves will make it a bit of a challenge (anyone who has played around with clothing templates can vouch for this).
I also ended up making a pink jersey with the words ' Football Fucked up my Sex Life" on the front, and various pictures on the back. The first picture is of a Wilson football (harmless enough). Directly below it is an 'equals' sign. Down the bottom of the shirt are two stick figures (in silhouette) engaged in raunchy activities, with a big white cross through the centre. Football = No Sex (god damnit) :p
I need to toy around with the font, the tint of the fabric itself and perhaps even add an extra image (of a cartoon man staring blankly ahead at a television screen), but I think the end result should be rather good.
Men might scratch their heads at the jersey thinking, "what the?", but I know many women will be able to relate to the meaning.
I made this particular jersey strictly for the ladies because although the All-Blacks Jersey CAN be worn by women too, I tend to find it is the men who are generally the die-hard fans of football.
Ultimately, I want my clothing to accommodate for the tastes of both men AND women.
Is it really THAT late? Damn. Time for my beauty sleep. Ciao.
Fart x
Friday, September 24, 2010
Help Wanted - Many 'Positions' Available
My first ever, exclusive men's shirt
Check it out, folks :
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Help-Wanted-Mens-Ribbed-Shirt/1462178?preview=true
P.S. I finally have access to all my good templates again. My awesome laptop is fully functional once more. Woot woot ;)
I am indeed, a happy camper.
Check it out, folks :
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Help-Wanted-Mens-Ribbed-Shirt/1462178?preview=true
I am indeed, a happy camper.
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