Food poisoning

I've been chronically ill for most of the morning. Food poisoning? Your guess is as good as mine. Out of action for a while. Sorry!

My apologies!

I've been falling a bit behind with regard to my posts, so I owe my readers a big apology.

A friend and I have decided to put our balls in our hands (so to speak) by purchasing some land and establishing the 'Chastity Dolls', a persian themed paradise with a contemporary twist.

All our girls are verified RL beautiful women (including yours truly), so you can be guaranteed that our entertainment will be top shelf, everytime.

I am currently 'window shopping' for an awesome DJ.

If you know of anyone who is looking to entertain for one of the best up and coming hot-spots of SL, who is dedicated to playing the hottest tunes and who would like to earn a 500 L flat rate for two hours (plus tips), or you yourself are interested, please drop a notecard to Fart Frequency or Macbeth Lectar.
In your notecard, please outline any prior experience you've had DJ ing, either in-world or in real life.

Also, we are always on the lookout for beautiful RL women who are interested in becoming entertainers for the club. If you can spare a few hours a week and are interested in working for a flexible boss in a great and upbeat atmosphere and want nothing less than 100% of tips earned, then you know the drill. Drop me a notecard!

At present we do not require any hosts, but I will keep you posted.

This is the URL to the club. We're still setting up, but I guarantee it will be bigger than Ben Hurr...

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/200/14/22

Thats it for now folks.

I haven't released anything new on the clothing front, save for the Chastity Dolls Promotional Merchandise, which is available as a dollarbie gift in-world at the above URL (to the right of the castle entrance).
When you purchase the package, you will receive three women's tops, one set of crystal pasties and a pair of uber pink hotpants. The tops feature the Chastity Dolls official logo. Mad value and top quality!

When I have more time I will take some photos and post them here.

Keep riding the elevator

Fart x

The latest

I admit that I've been falling behind a little in regards to these posts of mine, and I apologise.
It's been a bit of a rough week for me.
I've had to drop a uni subject and I've been laid up with an infected tooth socket (yes, they pulled the wisdom) and an ear infection.
I've been trying to get back on the bandwagon as quickly as possible though. The pain medication I've been taking has provided little relief, as all it has done is replace the pain with nausea and fatigue.
Anyway, enough bitching about what a 'frail' state I am supposably in.

I have managed to get my hands on one of the best women's shirt templates around. It was dirt cheap, but the quality was second to none.
Since that fateful and glorious day, I've tinkered with a few new shirt designs.

I'm going to purchase some different fabrics today also, just to add an inch of extra dimension to my stuff.

I will be selling these for 50 linden each on xstreet. The first two pictures are of the same shirt (front and rear). The latter shirt is not very clear in this shot, but it features the powerpuff girls and the slogan "Fucking Awesome" underneath. It is already available at my in-world store.

Thats about it from me today, folks.

I have a lot of work to do. I promised three of my friends that I would custom design a shirt for each of them by tonight.

Fart x